And Facials for the Ladies

Well, this of course is considerably different to spa days which the ladies sometimes treat themselves to.

Of course there are no ladies here either. Not that a woman can’t be an absolute slut behind the closed bedroom door and a lady in public, which is something I kind of like albeit it be rare as hen’s teeth. However, once you’re a pornstar there is no way you qualify as a lady anymore; no exceptions.

And then of course these are altogether completely different facials on account that slices of cucumber never make it onto the eyes. If this is any good for your skin, I have no idea and I doubt anyone cares.

The pic and the site name gave the theme away a long time ago already so I’ll just stop rambling on and get to the real goodies which is an 81% off Cum Blast City discount.

Yup, that is a massive discount. It essentially means, for all intent and purpose, that you’re scoring a membership to a bukkake site and its exclusive content, for free.