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And Facials for the Ladies

Well, this of course is considerably different to spa days which the ladies sometimes treat themselves to.

Of course there are no ladies here either. Not that a woman can’t be an absolute slut behind the closed bedroom door and a lady in public, which is something I kind of like albeit it be rare as hen’s teeth. However, once you’re a pornstar there is no way you qualify as a lady anymore; no exceptions.

And then of course these are altogether completely different facials on account that slices of cucumber never make it onto the eyes. If this is any good for your skin, I have no idea and I doubt anyone cares.

The pic and the site name gave the theme away a long time ago already so I’ll just stop rambling on and get to the real goodies which is an 81% off Cum Blast City discount.

Yup, that is a massive discount. It essentially means, for all intent and purpose, that you’re scoring a membership to a bukkake site and its exclusive content, for free.

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The title is a bit corny but please forgive me I’m still buzzing over the boxing match I attended over the weekend.

I don’t know if you recognise the two girls choking on that guy’s cock but they are the pornstars Mia Malkova and Lana Rhoades. You should recognise those names if you’re familiar at all with any of the names on the A-list of pornstars since these two definitely feature there.

With pornstars of this calibre there’s no need to wonder if they’re fly-by-night or legit, this sites rocks with the top of the pops crews.

As the name suggests it’s all about blowjobs, deepthroating, cums shots, facials and yes, swallowing. So if you’re into that and particularly if you have a fetish for this genre then it really doesn’t get any better than this site.

On top of that, they’re currently offering special deals on memberships. Check out thisĀ instant 39% off Swallowed discount. There’s even the option of extending the special rate to apply for the rest of your life by simply renewing it month to month.

You Will Not See the Light of Day

Perhaps not exactly what was expected when you hear someone say that they will be aiming for the head and that she will not see the light of day.

The Japanese porn industry has some of the weirdest shit I have ever seen. I am a very curious person and I am intrigued especially by their game show porn but like all of their porn produced inside of Japan it is wrecked by the pixelated censorship that is enforced there.

The first thing you need to know here is that the porn of the featured sire – Bukkake Now – is not censored.

The second part, which one can sometimes still forgive is the lack of subtitles. It would have been so much better if it had it though.

So when it comes to bukkake, albeit it being a fetish and a niche, it is actually of the more vanilla stuff when it comes to their porn.

Get up to 81% off with a discount to Bukkake Now!

Honestly, just the fact that it is not censored already makes the regular price worth while but with a discount as big as this it’s an absolute steal.

How Deep Is Your Love?

Check out this this insane Cock Choking Sluts 81% off discount. That’s a huge savings and brings the price of a 30-day pass right down to only $7.95.

This is one of Evil Angel’s 28 sites and as such they have extended their generosity even beyond the crazy discount they already offer. Your membership purchase does not unlock access to just Cock Choking Sluts but to their entire network. Completely unrestricted as if you had bought membership to every site individually.

They have a really interesting selection under their hood with none of their sites out and out targeting a mainstream genre. It is much more free-form and with sites such as Panty Pops, Buttman and Jonni Darkko XXX it should give a better idea of what I mean.

Well, an entire ocean of quality porn awaits me with my new membership so I’ll catch you guys on the other side.